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The Incredible Irony Of The ‘Anonymous’ Mask

I’m a bit nervous even writing about Anonymous because I’m pretty sure they could turn my whole world upside down with a few strokes of their keyboards if they wanted to, but I came across a little...

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Businessman Who Bought Ebola.Com Set To Make An Absolute Killing

Check out this suave motherfucker in his silk ruby robe. His name is Jon Schultz and he’s about to sell the domain name ‘Ebola.com’ – which he bought hack in 2008 for $13,500 – for $150,000 now that...

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Somebody Has Finally Actually Made Youth Hosteling With Chris Eubank

Last week, people were surprised when Chris Eubank admitted on Twitter that he has never understood why he constantly gets asked about youth hostelling. People were quick to inform him that it referred...

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Air India Worker Dies After Getting Sucked Into Jet Engine At Mumbai Airport

If you’re an airport worker then you should be able to trust the pilots in the planes won’t turn on the engines when you’re nearby so you don’t get sucked into them and cut up into little tiny pieces....

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Kim Kardashian’s New Emoji App Breaks The Apple Store, Makes Her $1 Million A...

Kim Kardashian has “broken the Internet” – well, technically just the Apple Store – once again following the release of her $1.99 emoji app on Monday. Featured Image VIA It’s called “Kimoji” and...

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Twitter Is Considering Scrapping The 140 Character Limit For 10,000 Characters

After 24 hours of intense speculation, the CEO and co-founder of Twitter Jack Dorsey has announced that the social media giant might be ditching its 140 character limit for a 10,000 character one. This...

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Facebook Is Considering A Tip Jar So People Can Pay For Posts They Like

Facebook is reportedly considering a ‘tip jar’ so that people can pay for posts that they think deserve it. So yeah, your hilarious status about 4/20 and the Queen’s birthday and Conor McGregor...

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Avocado Shortage Fuels Huge Crimewave

In the past few years the popularity of the avocado has soared, turning it from a luxury item to an essential almost every supermarket trip. But what if avocados were no longer easily available?...

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This Hospital Bill Proves Why The American Healthcare System Sucks Balls

I’ve said it once and I’ll say it again. Private healthcare sucks ass and if you don’t believe me go and watch Michael Moore’s ‘Sicko’ or move to America for a bit and then get back to me. Featured...

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Virgin Health Care Has Officially Started The Privatisation Of Our NHS

Not so long ago we reported on the state of our treasured National Health Service, focusing on the fact that it looks like we’re headed for a similar privatised healthcare arrangement to the US....

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FIFA Have Confirmed A 48 Team World Cup From 2026

New FIFA President Gianni Infantino (pictured below) has been eager to make his mark on world football in the wake of his appointment following the departure of Sepp Blatter, and the first move has...

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The Price Of A Bacon Sandwich Is About To Soar

The bacon sandwich is a staple of cheap English hangover food, but that could all be set to change in the coming weeks and years as the price of bacon and butter is soaring, meaning that our favourite...

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Logan Paul Is Trying To Convince Everyone He Didn’t Make Any Money From The...

Pull the other one pal.

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These Two Drug Running OAPs Tried To Set Up Their Friends By Making Them...

Almost the perfect plan.

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The Vegan Sausage Roll Has Caused Greggs’ Profits To Surge 14.1%

Guess they knew what they were doing.

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Manchester United Have Ordered A Silly Doodle Sticker Company To Close Down

Classic Manchester United.

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There Is A Police Manhunt Underway For This Leader Of A Dog Fighting Gang

Have you seen him?

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“Frankenstein-Like” Experiments Discovered By FBI Agents At Body Donation...

A woman’s head sewn onto a male’s body “Frankenstein style” was discovered by FBI agents in a body donation centre in sunny old Arizona. That’s not all – they also found buckets full of heads, arms and...

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Fashion Brand Sparks Outrage Over School Shooting-Themed Clothing Line

So hot right now.

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Morrisons Have Launched A Footlong Vegan Sausage Roll

Treat yourself.

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