Butthurt Instragram Users Need To Get A Grip
Ok, you all obviously know about this massively global catastrophe that has befallen us this week, and no, for once, I’m not talking about the apocalypse (although I may as well be given how horrified...
View ArticleVIDEO: Noel Edmonds Claims He Is Going To Buy The BBC On Newsnight
Noel Edmonds has taken the bizarre step of appearing on Newsnight to announce that he’s the figurehead of a group of ‘big time investors’ known as ‘Project Reith’ who have been meeting in secret for...
View ArticleRay J’s Wedding Gift To Kanye & Kim Kardashian: 4 Months Of Profit From His...
If you thought Kanye West was a bit of a bellend get a load of Kim’s porn tape co-star Ray J. His wedding gift to Kim Kardashian and Kanye West is a $47,000 cheque – which is what his 2007 sex tape...
View ArticleThe Incredible Irony Of The ‘Anonymous’ Mask
I’m a bit nervous even writing about Anonymous because I’m pretty sure they could turn my whole world upside down with a few strokes of their keyboards if they wanted to, but I came across a little...
View ArticleBusinessman Who Bought Ebola.Com Set To Make An Absolute Killing
Check out this suave motherfucker in his silk ruby robe. His name is Jon Schultz and he’s about to sell the domain name ‘Ebola.com’ – which he bought hack in 2008 for $13,500 – for $150,000 now that...
View ArticleSomebody Has Finally Actually Made Youth Hosteling With Chris Eubank
Last week, people were surprised when Chris Eubank admitted on Twitter that he has never understood why he constantly gets asked about youth hostelling. People were quick to inform him that it referred...
View ArticleAsshole Ex-Hedge Funder Buys Rights To AIDS Drug And Raises Price From $13.50...
A 32 year old former hedge fund manager turned pharmaceutical businessman named Martin Shkreli announced yesterday that he had purchased the rights to the drug Daraprim for $55 million for his new...
View ArticleThat Prick Who Raised The Price Of AIDS Drugs By 5000% Has Just Announced...
Remember this prick from yesterday who decided to raise the price of the AIDS drug Daraprim by over 5000% after he acquired the rights to it? Well, it turns out that after everyone with a shred of...
View ArticleThis Woman Absolutely SHUT DOWN The AIDS Drug Price Hike Guy After Matching...
Remember this idiot named Martin Shkreli, who a couple of weeks ago everyone was hating on massively because he hiked up the price of a vital AIDS drug by 5500% overnight after he acquired the rights...
View ArticleMartin Shrkeli Thinks He Should Have Charged Even More Money For AIDS Drug...
Martin Shrkeli has been in the news a lot recently for effectively buying the rights to AIDS drug Daraprim and then whacking the price up by 1000%, then backing down over it but doing it in a way that...
View ArticleAir India Worker Dies After Getting Sucked Into Jet Engine At Mumbai Airport
If you’re an airport worker then you should be able to trust the pilots in the planes won’t turn on the engines when you’re nearby so you don’t get sucked into them and cut up into little tiny pieces....
View ArticleKim Kardashian’s New Emoji App Breaks The Apple Store, Makes Her $1 Million A...
Kim Kardashian has “broken the Internet” – well, technically just the Apple Store – once again following the release of her $1.99 emoji app on Monday. Featured Image VIA It’s called “Kimoji” and...
View ArticleTwitter Is Considering Scrapping The 140 Character Limit For 10,000 Characters
After 24 hours of intense speculation, the CEO and co-founder of Twitter Jack Dorsey has announced that the social media giant might be ditching its 140 character limit for a 10,000 character one. This...
View ArticleHere’s How Much Money The UK Would Raise If We Legalised Cannabis
Any country and state in the world that has legalised cannabis has only had good things to report – from crime reduction to booming economies. Featured Image VIA So it’s pure common sense that we’d...
View ArticleFacebook Is Considering A Tip Jar So People Can Pay For Posts They Like
Facebook is reportedly considering a ‘tip jar’ so that people can pay for posts that they think deserve it. So yeah, your hilarious status about 4/20 and the Queen’s birthday and Conor McGregor...
View ArticleAvocado Shortage Fuels Huge Crimewave
In the past few years the popularity of the avocado has soared, turning it from a luxury item to an essential almost every supermarket trip. But what if avocados were no longer easily available?...
View ArticleThis Drug Dealer Got Busted After Using A Chip And PIN Device To Take Payments
Wouldn’t it be nice if every time you visited your dealer, you could pay on your card rather than have to visit a cashpoint beforehand and have the exact money ready? Images VIA Of course, no drug...
View ArticleThis Hospital Bill Proves Why The American Healthcare System Sucks Balls
I’ve said it once and I’ll say it again. Private healthcare sucks ass and if you don’t believe me go and watch Michael Moore’s ‘Sicko’ or move to America for a bit and then get back to me. Featured...
View ArticleVirgin Health Care Has Officially Started The Privatisation Of Our NHS
Not so long ago we reported on the state of our treasured National Health Service, focusing on the fact that it looks like we’re headed for a similar privatised healthcare arrangement to the US....
View ArticleOxyContin Producers Plan To Spread Opioid Addiction In Developing Countries
The use of the painkiller drug OxyContin has been dying down in the U.S. ever since the opioid epidemic. Featured Image VIA The widespread addiction to this drug has claimed more than 200,000 lives,...
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